Venting and Contest... (PICTURES ADDED)

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((Update, i added some reference pictures for the contest at the bottom))

Before i start. The first part of this journal is going to be a rant about Eastate agents and nobs who cancel your house move.
If you don't want to read, scroll down and find the TL;DR!

So a brief background to this situation.
My mum and her boyfriend want to buy a bigger house, mainly coz there are 5 children between the 2 of them. So we put mum's and his houses on the market so we could get a 5 bed. (I'm moving back in due to it's cheaper for me XD)
They've been on the market since about April time.
In early July we found a 5 bed house. Lovely house. Make my house, that i thought was beautiful, look like a shithole... srsly! And barely days later, someone put an offer on my mums house.
WEHAY! All systems go! Then the move date was announced. 21st August!
WOW! Everythings going so well. Its almost perfect... wait....perfect?
As you may have guessed, you can never have perfection.

The guy buying my mothers house, since making an offer, has done a fuck load of useless tests. Asbestos, the boiler, insulation and finally radon gas.
Now the boiler was only serviced 2 years ago... but that wasn't good enough for this jackass.
Boiler test results: PASS!
The insulation had only been reput in about a year ago. I did it with my uncle. But noooo, that wasn't good enough.
Insulation test results: PASS!
Now, Radon gas is harzardous to health yes, BUT only in big thick doses. It's an after product of radium. So it's radioactive... slightly.
Thing is, it's also a natural gas. What i don't understand is how everyone on my street can be fine with a wee bit of radon in the air. But this ugly motherfucker is scared of it.

TBH, If i knew there were radioactive substances in the air the only thing i'd be upset about would be if i didn't get superpowers...

ANyway, Radon test: Not enough to be harmful to health. PASS!

And finally the asbestos.
HISTORY TIME! Asbestos used to be used in a lot of building and contruction work. There are different types of asbestos, and what we used in buildings  isn't harmful...y'know unless you put your face on it and inhale deeply.. or eat it.

If your house was built before 1984 you WILL have asbestos in the Artexing. (If you have those bobbley ceilings, that's artexing)
The whole house was asbestos tested.
Asbestos test: In all artexing of house. Unharmful. Suggestion: Plaster over and paint! PASS!

But that's not good enough for this cunt. He wants to rip the ceilings down and get the redone... not just that but he wants US to pay for it. He's demanding we drop £10,000 off the agreed price of the house. (Which is already £5,000 below the asking price)
Obviously we declined. We offered £3,000. That would be MORE then enough to replaster and paint.

He has pulled out. WITH 1 FUCKING WEEK TO GO! So now, my whole life is in boxes and i can barely find anything i want. I don't want to start any cosplay stuff, or continue any, because i don't know when i'll be uprooted.
Mum and her bf are FUCKED coz it heans we'll loose the deposit on our new house AND we've paid for solicitors to write up contracts for the house exchange.
Fuck loads of money, GONE!
So you know, i'm very very pissed off. Worst part is, because the house move was this weekend i spent more money duing the month and now i can't even go see Dan and June on their birthdays coz i'm too poor!!!! ¬_¬



TL;DR
Was supposed to move, guy buying our house is a cunt. I'm poor. It's a mini adventure.



Right well, now i've got that off my chest.
As i said in my last journal i'm flogging some of my life. (Essentially, these are the only things not boxed up XD)
Please go to shop.ebay.co.uk/ayrisvancha/m.… and have a look.

I'd appreciate it very very much. Obviously, i need money (if i get some quick i can make the weekend)



And finaallllyyyy a little contest. I want to make a new picture. 2 of the 3 things in the picture i can draw.
The only thing i can't, is manga people. WHICH IS WHERE YOU, or you.. or even that guy over there, come in.

I would like you to draw ME in manga form. (Keep it tastefull kiddies)
Me OUT OF COSPLAY! No Zexion pictures XD

My favourite one will be included in my next picture, obviously with credit going to the winner.

When you've drawn it, note me with the link.

Competition closes Friday 20th at 23:59 GMT! (This friday)

For reference, here are some pictures of me. i1014.photobucket.com/albums/a…
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Good Luck.


Well that's all for this Journal.
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Check out my gallery. I have a folder for my contest entries.